Pick the month
you were born in:
1 – I shot
2 – I needed
3 – I ran naked with
4 – I ran shirtless with
5 – i am going 2 be a
6 – I Banged
7 – I stabbed
8 -I smoked with
9 – I slept with
10 – I cuddled with
11 – I ate
12-I killed
Pick the day (number)
you were born on:
01 – Spongebob
02 -Paris Hilton
03 – a ninja turtle
04 – the kool-aid man
05 – a jew
06 – a homo
07 – a male stripper
08 – a jew
09 – a gangster
10 – a bag of weed
11 – a crackhead
12 – Santa Claus
13 – a bowl of cereal
14 – a whore
15 – a trojan man
16 – a jellybean
17 – a sexy girl
18 – Barney the dinosaur
19 – an orange
20 – a toothbrush
21 – my lover
22 – a bisexual
23 – a banana
24 – a easter egg
25 – a jar of honey
26 – my crush
27 – a french fry
28 – a homeless guy
29 – your dealer
30 – a tooth pick
31 – your grandma
Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::
White – because I’m sexy as hell
Black – because I love weed
Grey – because I have AMAZING boobs
Red – Because the lil people told me to
Blue – because I’m a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots – because I hate my life
Purple – because I’m gay
Pink – Because I’m a Fun drunk
Other – because I have double D’s
Green – because I’m a god(dess) in bed
Orange – because I smoke crack
Turquoise – because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown – because my momma made me
Shirtless – because I’ve got abs
you only have 3 minutes
and 69 seconds to re-post
this as whatever your results
were, or you will have bad relationships
from here on out
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